orcbulge:

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

tsunamijonny:

Knowing your ass needs to stay single and achieve some goals, but wanting to snuggle up with someone and do couple shit.

showerthoughtsofficial:

We heavily question the damage that is done from marijuana use to an adolescent’s brain, but then romanticize a sport where they run head first into each other and act surprised that it “may” cause damage to the brain.

gaycactus:

people who use baby naming websites:

- expecting parents
- trans people changing their names
- writers
- that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”